Waving the wand

Slang euphemism for masturbating/jacking off/jilling off.

Guy 1: I got so horny last night watching this feet-sucking porn video I starting waving the wand to it.
Guy 2: Get a life.

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wave a wand

To solve a problem; or,

To find a solution to a difficult problem as if by magic.

All you need to do is to wave a wand and the disappeared hat will land on your head.

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Wave the wand

You tapped that. You hit. U dubbed her. U got a sack to roll. Went to war

U wave the wand yet?

Yes
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA