Waverunners

Reference to the 2004 tsunami where the Asians would run from the waves.

Watching all the waverunners on the news

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waverunner

an overly voluptuous female specimen that you contact post consuming 144+ ounces of your favorite alcoholic beverage.

After striking out at the bar last night, I had to ride my trusty waverunner.

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Chocolate WaveRunner

The title one is bestowed when he performs anal sex on an extremely obese woman. The woman is often immobile, or a few Taco Bell party packs away from being immobile. Due to poor diet feces is impossible to avoid with this variety of anal sex.

Irvan: You see that sexy beast on the scooter in the cookie isle? She's a total anal slut.
Darren: You're a mother fucking Chocolate WaveRunner. Damn, I want your life.