Wax Job

The Wax Job is the act of ejaculating in a female's ear, and preserving it until the semen turns into an orange wax, then using a Q-Tip to clean it up like ear wax, creating a pleasurable euphoric sensation. Combined with other stimulation it can result in toe-curling orgasms

Uncle Bill: 'How'd your date with Sandy go?'
Jerry: 'It went great, I gave her a Wax Job!'

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Wax Job

To bite off a girls pubes while having sex.

Dude me and my girl friend were doing it and I accidently have here a wax job.

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wax job

to mislead someone, con them, lead them astray, or to "shine someone on" or B.S. them.

"She gave him a total wax job; said she was going out with her girlfriend but really had a date with that biker dude from the bar."

"Promising lower taxes and more Social Security benefits is a Government wax job."

Wax Job = Sign at car wash: "Unlimited Time! (up to 15 minutes)."

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Wax job

A man recieving oral,woman stops squeezes the head,slaps his balls together just before he peaks,and wax shoots out of his ears. Thats a wax job.

What did I do to make her give me that wax job!

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Canadian Wax Job

Peeling a piece of duct tape off your skin, thereby removing any hair that was underneath the duct tape. Usually painful.

Jane: *shrieks in pain and agony*
Dick: What the hell was that?
Jane: Oh, just gave myself a Canadian Wax Job.

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Montana Wax Job

Having a chick blow you so hard that it causes the wax to eject from your ears, often with high velocity/pressure.

Steve hasn't needed his hearing aid since Maria gave him that Montana Wax Job.

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cleveland wax job

“Cleveland Wax Jobs”. It just does the rear end as opposed to the Brazilian Wax job that gets it all. It’s a discount service for the poor or people who live an alternative lifestyle.

Her BF likes a clean bung hole, so she got the discount Cleveland wax job.