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Stupid to the point of no return
Damn, you said that jeff the retard got hit in the head with a shovel.......He way down now
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Long way down is a three word sentence that mean "on the way to hell"
Hey man! I missed Sunday mass, it's a surely a long way down for me
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When you are having an argument and you see your logic begin to fail, you can use this phrase to automatically win. This of course only works if the reference is understood.
The phrase originates from a conversation that occured directly after a speech which described how the earth revolves around the sun.
At the end of the speech an elderly lady stood up and said,
"What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise."
The scientist then smugly asked,
"What is the tortoise standing on?"
"You're very clever, young man, very clever", said the old lady. "But it's turtles all the way down!"
This anecdote was made "popular" by Stephen Hawking, who told it at the begining of his book "A Brief History of Time."
"Your an idiot.. Theres 35 letters in the english alphabet not 26...
Lets count.
A = 1
B = 2
C = 3 "
....
"Z=26 ... ... um ...
then its just turtles all the way down. "
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"down ... all the way down!" is what the guy with his hard dick in your mouth says to you, his cocksucker, when he wants you to take more of his cock in your mouth so he can get it down your throat.
I sucked this dude in the cadet showers this morning, and he kept saying "down ... all the way down!" so he could have a cumgasm down my throat!
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a phrase referring to someone who is either gay or a lesbian.
"Ellen floats the wrong way down the river"
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Commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. Possibly a regional colloquialism used in the Oklahoma area.
Billy Bob: "Geez! That woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of 'I Like It Rough,' sure is ugly!"
Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"
Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"
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(adj.) a term used to describe an immensely ugly person, usually referring to members of the other sex.
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).
Bob: (points to a female) good lord my dear man, take a gander at yonder female, she is quite hideous I do protest!
Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!
Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)
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