Wayne Chain

The wristband issued by doormen and bouncers at night clubs.

These are often difficult to remove (and/or forgotten) after a night of drinking, and are frequently removed the day after clubbing. They are sometimes worn as badges--proudly, yet silently, proclaiming that you got shitfaced in a public location the night before.

Named after the wristbands issued at Wayne's Inn, Puyallup, Washington.

Amber, take off your freakin Wayne Chain. It's SUNDAY!!!!

or


I was at work on Saturday for over an hour before I remembered to take my Wayne Chain off.

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