Wease

A word used in reference to either a desirable person, or the actions used to 'obtain' this desirable person.

The term 'wease' can be expanded into comparatives of the standard of the 'wease'.

'Wow! Camilla Clarke is a top wease'

'I've been noticing Michael's wease with Camilla is not successful'

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weasely

A shady ass person that likes to have their mouth open as wide as their legs. They have multiple sexual relationships without the knowledge or consent of any of their significant others and will sneak off the moment you fall asleep or turn your back. Never trust someone with a weasely rep.

Mary: Hey, have you been hanging out with Tim lately?
Jane: Ew, fuck no. Tim's a weasely little bitch. He cheats on everybody.

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weasely

Behavior that is like that of a weasel.

Such as in, "That was a weasely move you just pulled, you sonofabitch!"

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Weasing

To breath heavily all over hot chicks. Mainly fat dudes.

Dude! life's all about greasin' back the do' and weasin' on the buffest!

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wease

(pronounced wheeze)

verb:
-to weasel out of a situation.
-to avoid taking fault for any action.

noun:
-a weasel in a situation.
-a person that has avoided taking blame or fault for something (usually bad) that they've done.

see: weasel

Look at him, he's trying to wease himself out of having to pay.

Ryan just left without helping us clean, what a fucking wease.

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wease the juice

An act that normally takes place in a gas station or convenience store in which one places his/her open mouth underneath the spout of an ICEE/Slurpee slushy machine, and proceeds to pull down on the dispensing lever so that the delicious frozen product (juice) can be easily deposited into the oral cavity. Ferocious brain freeze typically ensues. It is usually done stealthily in order to escape without paying, since it is essentially stealing or "weasing" (like a weasel) another establishment's product. This concept was demonstrated perfectly by Pauly Shore in the movie "Encino Man."

Godamnit you crazy road lizard if you wease the juice from my store one more time I will smack your face off of your face.

Person #1: Dude I was out mowing the lawn all day so I went to the Circle K to wease a little juice.

Person #2: Shut up man I have a migraine.

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Sporting a Weasely

Having an erection while wearing pants, yet it is clear that they are erect.
Not to be confused with "Pulling a Weasely", yet it is still similar.

Did you see Ron's dad?
No, why?
He's totally Sporting a Weasely while talking to that woman.

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