Weather Balloon

The default answer you give to someone who asks "what was that?" Mirroring the government's response to any UFO or UAP question.

Jake, when you threw that suction cup dildo across the classroom, Mrs Lovingcock asked me what was thrown. I just told her it was a Weather Balloon so she wouldn't question it further.

weather balloon

A boner inspired by barometric pressure.

"Theres a storm coming..."
"How do you know?"
"I have a weather balloon."

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Weather Ballooning

Women in relationships floating a lot of hot air in search of stormy weather in their relationships. Often accusing their significant other of “Gaslighting” so as to manipulate situations to their end.

My girlfriend is always Weather Ballooning our relationship by fabricating issues to try and manipulate me to do what she wants.