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A man who reads the weather on the news, Usually a liar and never gets it right.
Weather man: Tonight, HEAVY SNOW! Schools maybe cancelled tomorrow
Dude: YES!
-Next day dude gets up, throws back the curtains-
Dude: Sun? SUN? AHHHHH!
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Dumb asses in suits who can't get the weather right for shit.
Weather man: it's going to be sunny and in the 80s today
*looks outside, it's 20 degrees and snowing*
Guy 1: fuck, now are plans are cancelled thanks to the shit forecast
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Another word for a drug dealer, used to prevent giving out dangerous information.
"Hey man, the weather man said that there's a light chance of snow"
{Snow is cocaine btw.}
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One who is in the buisness of distributing cocaine.
I gotta go whack the weather man for shorting me on my 8-ball... fuckin jungle bunny.
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A job u could have in Oklahoma and still get almost all of it wrong
Ethan: hey man ima be a weather man in Oklahoma
Jesse: why in the world would u wanna do that?!
Ethan: because at least then I could be wrong 90% of the time and still have a job
Jesse *laughs* true, Oklahoma has some weird weather
Ethan: yup, welcome to Oklahoma, where u never know if there is a tornado really coming at u or nah
Jesse: and were it can be raining one minute and sunny the next, or it could be cold af one day and hot another
Ethan: exactly *laughing*
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Sweater Weather Man gets laid every night!
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Someone who promises 8 to 10 inches but you only get 2 - 3
Or a man who lies about the size of his manhood.
Don’t believe his game he’s a weather man.
P1 How was that guy last night. He was spittin some game
P2 he’s a weather man. Promise 12 inch’s but I just got a dusting.