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Damn dude, don't wedding dress me, its against the code
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Sheet stuck to woman chest do to dryed ejaculation
To ejaculate on a womans chest while she is sleeping and have the sheet stick to her body. when she wakes and stands it will become a "Wedding Dress"
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A particular form of attire worn by females that includes a denim skirt paired with a denim jacket. A denim shirt worn under the jacket is optional, but does not add any level of authenticity. Often described as the female version of the "Canadian tuxedo". Originated circa 1989.
See Becky's outfit when going to the mall in Roseanne episode: "House of Grown-ups". Darlene should have said: "You're going to wear your Canadian wedding dress to the mall? Don't you think you're a little over dressed?"
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A drunken bride gets taken to the beach by a bunch of dark skinned islanders. They all proceed to have a bukake party on her and douse her with massive amounts of semen.
Sara got married in St. Lucia but was loned to a bunch of islanders by her husband so she could be given a Carribbean Wedding Dress.
Something a bride generally wears to a night wedding. She looks crazy because at night, you should wear dark colours.
Kiki wore a white wedding dress to her 6 pm wedding. It confused me and made me want to puke because it was so bright and cheerful looking even though the sky outside was dark and I was in a dark, nighttime state of mind. Kiki's white wedding dress certainly stole the show.
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