Wee Strom

-noun, plural: plague (of wee stroms)

Suzuki DL650 V-Strom. Given that a larger 1000cc model exists, the 650cc is referred to as a 'Wee Strom' rather than a V Strom.

Known primarily for their godawful hideous design, horrific wind management and cheap owners, they are generally covered with odd windshields, ammunition cans, milk crates, and half-assed lighting and navigation devices.

A gathering of two or more Wee Stroms is correctly referred to as a 'plague'.

I rolled into the diner only to find a plague of wee stroms and their peculiar owners, so I rode on to the next town.

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