A very morbidly obese woman that likes to have sex with anything, especially while eating ham sandwiches.
The closest thing I've ever had to gay sex is Week's Mom.
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A woman so incredibly fat you can't tell if she is kneeling, standing, or jumping up and down.
On a ggood day, you can almost see across Week's Mom
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You get to sexually harass your adoptive mother.
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!
Hey moma~ wanna go to the bedroom and maybe.. ya know.. rock it?
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~