Weenie Loogie

Also known as a "Dick Loogie," a Weenie Loogie is inventive slang for male ejaculation that offers up the proper, explosive visual the world's been looking for.

"Dude, my weenie loogie could've cleared the right field wall at Yankee Stadium last night."

"She got me worked up so quickly, my weenie loogie launched much earlier than expected, just clearing her forehead."