Weet-Bix Joke

Joke1: What did the Aussie kid who always says 'Never eat soggy Weet-bix' say when his Weet-bix got soggy bc he had it with milk like every other normal person?

Joke2:How do you clean up floor spills?

Joke3: How do you make the oceans dry up?

Joke4: How do you make people shrivel up and die?

Weet-bix joke answers:

Answer1: Idek, he just stood there and picked his scab off that he got from falling off his razor scooter at the local park.

Answer2: Drop a weetbick because they're so fucking dry, they'll do the trick and there's ya soggy Weet-bick, boi.

Answer 3: Drop a Weet-bick.

Answer4: Crack a Weet-Bix Joke or just give em a Weet-Bick.