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wellness advocate

Someone who's balls deep in a pyramid scheme and thinks they can cure any ailment with essential oils or pink drinks.

As a Wellness Advocate I can assure you that this $70 bottle of oil of oergano will cure your child of any disease and won't give them autism like vaccines.

by OnyxandCake February 15, 2018

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wellness advocate

Balls deep in pyramid scheme

“I’m a wellness advocate. Would you like more details on my snake oils?”

by Wall101 February 15, 2018

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Wellness advocate

A person who’s balls deep in some mlm company or pyramid scheme. Usually involves google searching research.

Well, I’m a wellness advocate and have done tons of research on this.

by Fawkiia February 15, 2018

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