Wenzloff

Someone who lies about their status with celebrities in the geek community.

Brian: Hey I got the inside scoop from Thanos about the next Infinity film.
You: Stop being such a Wenzloff.
Brian: But that is my birth name....

Eric Wenzloff

A grinch because he doesn't like christmas. He only celebrates it for the presents and nothing else. He also likes to suck long candy canes and kick orphans.

Mike: You like christmas music?
Eric: No I only like the presents.
Mike: You are an Eric Wenzloff.