Wes Bryan

A kid who crushes beer like it’s his job. Although his height and weight aren’t on his side, he continues to drink every night to escape this reality. He considers himself a twin of Steve will do it, and Harry Raftus. If there’s an unopened blue can and a McDouble from Mcdanks, he’s gonna be there.

Yo I wanna be like Wes Bryan, I heard that kid gets so many girls, because he so hot when he drinks.