Wesley Pipes

Funniest pornstar to ever hit the screen, hailing from Cali, you should read some of these quotes:

1. Suck this muthafuckin dick... you know I like my shit wet up lime a drive-by... Do a drive-by on this dick, Yeah there you go! You a Crip or sum'n huh? You Crip'n bitch!
2. Let me put my kids in ya mouth bitch... Imma turn yo throat into a foster home, take this nut!
3. Wesley: You stupid or you smart (3x's)

Chick: Smart (mouth full off cock)

Wesley: well work your brain like a college freshman and make it nasty for me.
4. Damn, I'm all the way in that ass! Dontchu shit on my dick. If I strike a nerve you better let me know.
5. Spit on my mufuckin balls, they should look like two discoballs in a second. Spit on them! Don't be shy, yu nekkid wit the cameras rollin'. Too late to be shy girl.

Guy1: you ever this cat Wesley Pipes?

Guy2: hell yeah, funnier than a mufucker too, too bad my girl hates him.

Guy1: Lets watch him roast this bbw

Guy2: ight

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A prominent smoking device from the movie "Half Baked".

Hey, please hand me Wesley Pipes, dude... wanna get wasted big time.

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the pipe that Thurgood Jenkins, Scarface, and Brian smoke on half baked when Kenny was in jail in the move "Half Baked".

Thurgood Jenkins: You know I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out.

Scarface: Nah, we don't feel like smokin right now.

Thurgood Jenkins: Me neither. So y'all wanna smoke?

Scarface: I'll get Billy Bong Thornton!

Brian: No man. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That wouldn't be right. Get Wesley Pipes. Yeah!

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hitting a lacrosse ball on the pipes of the goal and missing.

Bro 1: Yo bro, say hey to Wesley Pipes for me!

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A larger then average beer bong who destroys anyone in his path.

Wesley pipes just destroyed me

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