West Banking

A situation where the person you're sleeping next to in bed slowly occupies more and more of the bed throughout the night until you've been pushed all the way to the edge, leaving you with very little of what was once your side.

I didn't get any sleep last night because Brooke's pregnant and she tossed and turned, almost West Banking me off the bed.

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West Bank

The western part of the Minneapolis campus of the University of Minnesota. Home to the arts schools and prestigious Carlson School of Management. Also home to the dorm with the best parties, Middlebrook.

"Where are most of your classes?"
"On the West Bank, I'm in Carlson, so I get to stay away from the filth that are CLA and College of Science and Engineering students.

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West Bank gumbo

Diarrhea, usually served over rice.

They were out of west bank gumbo so I whipped up a homemade batch.

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