When you’re out of wet wipes so you spit on TP and give it a scrub back there.
Dry paper wasn’t cutting it. Had to use a West Virginia wet wipe.
Much like the “Alabama wet wipe” where you spit on the toilet paper before you wipe the spitter is replaced with you sister. Or sibling of direct decent.
Had to call in reinforcements for that shit the West Virginia wet wipe was a necessity! Thanks SIS!!!