west country

That part of England that includes the historic counties of Gloucestershire, Somerset, Wiltshire, Dorset, Devon and Cornwall. The largest city is Bristol. Renowned for yokels, rural poverty, alcoholism, incest and the Wurzels.

Q "If I was battered out of my brains on scrumpy, had the stupidest accent imaginable and wanted to have sex with my sister, where would I be from?"

A "The West Country, although you'd still be less likely to be a criminal than a scouser."

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West-Country Hangover

The stage of a hangover where any and all attempts at conversation merely result in grunts of "Oooh, Arrr"

"Sorry hun, I would have hung around this morning but I'd hit the West-Country Hangover stage ."

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