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Doing the dirty. The She-Bang She-Bang. The Horizontal Mambo. When a Man loves a Woman.
Bob: Last night I went west of Texas with that girl!
James: How? I thought your car broke.
Bob: I got a ride anyway.
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Having sex a little on the kinky side, often with the use of erotic toys, lotions, or creams.
Person One: "Have you ever been west of Texas?"
Person Two: "Oh, riding west of Texas is the only way to go!"
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Having sex, but having it a little on the kinky side. This may include, but is not limited to sex chairs, sex toys, lotions and/or creams.
This originated from the laws against sex toys in Texas.
Girl 1: "What are you doing tonight"
Girl 2: "I'm riding west of Texas. Wanna come?"
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Loading your ball-sack with your own pee, and releasing it on a girl.
*Takes skill and should not be performed by amateurs.
Step 1. Roll your wiener up into itself.
Step 2. Pull up your ball-sack over your remaining penis, until it forms the shape of a round balloon.
Step 3. Begin peeing until ball-sack fills with pee.
Step 4. When ball-sack is full, release on woman.
I just gave Ashley a Wet West Texas, and she was too drunk to care.
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1. George W. Bush
2. Bushism
"Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me."
-George W. Bush
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When you're from out of town living in west Texas, and your dating a local girl who's trying to get pregnant to have you stay.
Even if she on the strogesr birth control, I always use a condom when I fuck around with her. She's trying to pull the west Texas switch.
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The West Texas Walrus is a classic, this technique is performed when a girl is getting nailed from behind and is about to reach her climax, the male will then bend down and stick to strands of hay up her nose and listen to her bellow like a walrus for the duration of the orgasm.
I gave my girlfriend the West Texas Walrus last night.
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