Western omlet

When a man is having anal k9 sex with a woman he puts his testicles in her vagina.

I'm pulling a western omlet on your mother in a sleazy motel hot tub, right now!!!

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western omlet

You find a girl on the brink of vomit, lay her face down on the bed with her head over the edge hovering a bucket. The object is to nail her hard enough from behind that she pukes. Bonus points if you go at her family style or dump the bucket on her when you're through.

When we're done with these jager shots i'm going to take her home for a western omlet

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