Western Spy

A non-Slav white person hiding among other Slavs. They are easy to spot by a lot of things such as: dislike of vodka or/and kvass, not eating shelled semechki, and squatting with his feet not being flat to the ground

Boris: What are you doing blin???
Vadim: I'm squatting cyka. Now bring me vodka.
Boris: This is not true squatting pizdec!!!!
Vadim: (pulls out unshelled semechki and eats it)
Boris: Get out you Western Spy!!!!

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western spy

what would a soviet call you in public in the middle of moscow to get you immediately arrested and sent to gulag

-What a fuckin commie ugh!
-u blyat western spy !

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western spy

A person who squats with his/her heels up, proving that they're not a true slav by blood, a western spy.

Person1: Look at this guy squating with his heels up.
Person2: Tsk... Western Spy.

western spy

a western spy is a slav/gopnik who squats on his toes instead of squatting on full heels like true slav, they don't like the taste of majonez, western spy is often used as a derogatory word seeing how forgeting to squat down is a slav's worst nightmare, that and having warm vodka

Boris Slav SuperStar: "one of these gopniks is a western spy, looking at you Kolya, squatting on toes"