Weston Turville

Weston Turville is a small village that sits near Aylesbury and Stoke. Also known by the scene kidz as 'weston massive' The whole village is mainly full of old tarts that get there thrills from being turnt on by sitting on the bus going over speed bumps. The younger generation go to Amersham College, where they jam, get high, steal hash brown from their canteen and partyyyy.

Weston Turville is a dull place where I would highly avoid unless you want to be so bored you will eat your own arm.

'YO GULLY BLUD, I IZ GOIN TO WESTON TURVILLE'

'SIK TINGZ, GO JAM WIV DA GRANZ'