Wet Money

An object that portrays a noteworthy and/or exceptional qualities

Dusty: Hey man! Look at these new shoes.
Matt: I like those.
Ben: Those are wet money!

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wet money

Sweaty bills cyclists pull out of their rear jersey pockets while taking a coffee break on long rides.

That was a big group of cyclists. As usual, they only had wet money. We gotta get ApplePay!

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wet money

The act of urinating on a dollar bill or other note, and slapping someone with it.

"Yea, I hated Darrel so much for what he did, i give him some wet money!"

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Wet Money

Gifted money for a real estate closing, still
sweaty from the last person’s hand.

That buyer was so broke, good thing they got that wet money in time for closing.