wet paint

A term used to describe a clean car, aka a "tight whip"

check out all that wet paint in the parking lot

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wet paint

That little bit of shit just inside the outer rim of the asshole. Only seen when the anus is relaxed.

John: So... I was 69 with Marissa on top of me.

Steve: Okay...

John: And I was grabbing her asscheeks and spreading them as I made lunch of her naughty bits, right?

Steve: Yeah?

John: Jeepus Cripes! I got wet paint on my nose!

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wet paint syndrome

The secret little things we do in life when we think others aren't looking or when our curiosity is aroused by a sign that is posted telling us not to do something. Inspired by the corridor that you walk down for 20 years without touching the walls. Then one day you smell fresh paint and the corridor has been roped off with signs that say "Don't Touch - Wet Paint." An overwhelming urge comes over us to touch the wall. (See Briar Patch Effect)

The family was at the zoo and one of the boys saw a sign that said "Do Not Feed the Animals." He immediately walked to a concession kiosk and bought a bag of peanuts to feed the monkeys. He was inspired by the Wet Paint Syndrome into doing something he shouldn't be doing.

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pussy wet paint

A term frequently used by the artist Birdman, a.k.a. Little Wayne's Father, a.k.a. the greatest rapper alive. Such term is defined as having paint that is as moist as the most moistest pussy that could possibly be found alive on this wet earth today.

I painted my house with a 10-gallon can of pussy wet paint.

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georgia peaches and wet paint

Country (southern) way of saying sexy girls and nice cars... normally said when at clubs or parties.

At Cascades Roller Skating Rink theres nothing better than Georgia peaches and wet paint it is a beautiful place to be.

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Wet in the Paint

Wet in the Paint has been used by bay-area rapper E-40 and is similar to the popular rap phrase "Goin hard in the Paint"; a reference to Basketball - the paint being the painted "key" around the basket. So the paint part is defined.
But wet.? Wet is slang for using PCP, or sherm.
So being, or going "wet in the paint" would be a step up from "going hard in the paint" wet in the paint would be more violent, drug-addled and careless. But still synonymous to gettn buck, goin hard, and goin dumb. Wet in the paint; think of Kobe Bryant on PCP=unstoppable.

E-40 - "Trained to Go" "I'm wet in the paint; I'm trained to go."

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Wet Ass Painting

I used too much water for my painting

Person: why did you usenso much water for your painting?
Me: thats a wet ass painting.