Wet Pilly

Similar to wet willy. It is when the tip of your penis is full of jizz, and you stick it in a person's ear.

Tony: "Hey BJ, Jordan Moron is taking a nap."
BJ: "Should I do it?"
Tony: "Yeah, own him with your wet pilly."
BJ: "This will wake him up."

Wet-Pilly

When you wake up in the middle of the night and one side of your face is covered in drool from you pillow.

Dude, I woke up this morning at 2 a.m. I had such a bad Wet-Pilly I had to take a shower right away.

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