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the previous definitions are wrong and confused with other activities. a true wet burrito is when a man wraps a tortilla around his penis and then proceeds to recieve fellatio from a female parter. right before ejaculation he rams his burrito into her butthole to fill the wrap with "meat" aka fecal matter.
Som' bitch done got herself a wet burrito after back talkin me last night!!
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As everyone knows, making a wet burrito is always a group activity. First, everyone cums on a blanket. Then the chosen party is rolled up tightly in said blanket burrito-style, and then everyone cums on the blanket again creating a wet burrito. In many circles this method of showing affection is held in high regard.
Jonny was feeling emo again and being a total whiney bitch about it. He got a little too depressive aggressive so we all decided to show him some love and gave him a wet burrito. It perked him right up!
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A wet burrito is a sexual act in which a man liberally applies hot sauce to his erect penis before inserting it into his partner's anus. The act results in a mixture of bodily fluids - fecal matter, blood, semen, sweat, possibly urine - and hot sauce, hence the "wet burrito" name. This is usually a surprise sex act, as most partners would prefer to keep hot sauce as far away from their genitals as possible.
You should've seen her face after that wet burrito I gave her last night. I have a feeling I'm not getting laid again for at least a week.
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while having sex, the act in which the man reaches under his sac, scooping a sample of his own sweat, and wiping it across the woman's upper lip.
She looks hungry...how about a wet burrito??
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Having diarrhea in any type of taco shell and then eating it.
There was nothing good to eat last night so I decided to go to the bathrooom to make me up a wet burrito.
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A wet, hot, brazilian waxed Vagina belonging to a human female
my ex girlfriend always had a wet burrito
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I tried to order the fish tacos but I was distracted by the hot girl at del taco and received a wet burrito instead.
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