Wet Monkey

Wet = moist Monkey = female genitalia Wet Monkey = moist vagina due to sexual arousal.

As soon as he started kissing me I got a wet monkey.

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Wet Monkey

when you get a blow job in the shower while washing your armpits.

i was dirty so i took a shower and ended up getting a wet monkey

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Wet Monkey

A dance in which one swings his or her arms back and forth like a spinning drum, keeping them limp and jelly-like. The motion looks like a monkey trying to shake water off of it's body.

Dude, did you see Matt do the wet monkey at the wedding? It was hilarious!

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Wet monkey

When you are taking a shower and you need to shit. So you shit in your hand and throw it at general direction of the toilet.

While performing anal sex in the shower, I got a overwhelming need to shit. Not wanting to ruin the mood, I threw a wet monkey and missed the toilet.

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wet monkey

bathing apes, fresh kicks, fresh hoodies kid

my closets filled with gators and some wet monkeys

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wet monkey

Canine fecal matter.

I gotta take my dog out. He got a bunch of wet monkeys beating on his colon.

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my wet monkey

Wet = slippery, juicy
Monkey = love box, pussy, pleasure place
So....My Wet Monkey is My slippery, juicy love box
Also an adult website I think

My Wet Monkey is a juicy, loving sexual pleasure box.

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