Wet nose

A wet nose is an insult someone uses when they are dissatisfied with your ability to execute commands in a very large machine, usually delivered by a superior.

“Ok wet nose here's a real tough one, flip on the auto pilot by hitting A”

“mission almost successful Wet nose!”

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Wet nosing

When a dog pushes there cold wet nose up against you

Puppers is wet nosing my leg

Wet Nosed

To have a runny nose after taking a large bong or dab hit and coughing to the point of mucus drainage.

“That boy ripped that shit so hard he was wet nosed as fuck”

wet nose

when a girl gives a guy a blow job and the guy takes his cock out when he is about to cum and the cum goes up her nose.

i accidently gave my girlfriend a wet nose last night

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wet puppy nose

When you really have to shit and you can feel the tip just sqeeze out of your butt hole, like a wet puppy's nose, as it gets born.

Man I really have to get home quick. I can feel that little wet puppy nose pushing hard.

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Wet nose Wednesday

When you eat box every Wednesday to give you and your lady something special to look forward to

I'll be busy tonight it's wet nose Wednesday

wet dog nose

When a guy rubs his penis on your body, but he's just taken a piss so it feels similar to when a dog nuzzles you.

My boyfriend accidentally gave me a wet dog nose last night after going to the bathroom.