Wetting the dirt

The act of ejaculating on a dried poopy butthole. Therefore moisturizing “the dirt”.

“Hey man I’ve had the shits all week and ran out of toilet paper and now my butthole is poopy and dry, you mind wetting it for me?”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”

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wet the dirt

To apply lubricant to the ass hole before anal sex

Sheena told Ron that if he was gonna put his dick in her ass, he had better wet the dirt first