Wham Bam Thank You Slam

The breakfast item preferred by hookers and ho's at Denny's.
It consists of two hardon boiled eggs, 2 extra-long sausage, two bacon strips, Frenched toast, no homo fries and lots of sticky syrup to run down your chin. Often washed down with a cup of come-offee.

After a long night on my back or just leaning over in the front seat of a car, I'm dying for a Wham Bam Thank You Slam at the Denny's of iniquity.

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