what are we

Defining a relationship in your opinion... Having a relationship for a while, you eventually need to ask "what are we" to get the daring process going.

John: babe, what are be?
Mary: what do you want to be

John: yours!

*****DO NOT SAY "what do you mean"

"Huh"

"Idk"

DO NOT SAY THOSE THATS HOW TO RUIN A FUTURE RELATIONSHIP THAT IS IN THE WORKS***
What are we? Means I like you and want to date you are you good with that

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What are we doing?

Another way of askjng what a relationship is. Like is you are a couple or just friends.

Him: “So what are we doing?”
Her: “I’m chilling. We just friends”
Him: “oof. Ouch.”

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what are we doing?

What you can say no matter how akward or compromising your present situation. A go to stalling statement.

Her: "Why is your fly open?"
You: "What are we doing?"
Her: "Wtf are you doing talking with her?"
You: "What are we doing?"
Her: "Are you too drunk to fuck?"
You: "What are we doing?"

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What do we know?

a phrase meaning "got any gossip" but for men.
Normally an offer of conversation rather than a call for gossip on a specific topic.

How you doing mate? what do we know?

what we on

What are the terms of our relationship, what it is and what it ain’t

Q:What we on?

A: I mean we just talking

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What do we have for 'em, Johnny?

A sarcastic comment that is used when someone figures out something really obvious. An imitation of a game show host announcing that someone has given the correct answer and has won a prize that his assistant (Johnny) will specify on cue. Often preceded by "Ding ding!"

Boss: "OK everyone, Brenda Smith is going to be out on Thursday so we need someone to volunteer to fill her time slot."
Mike Hawk: "I'm available that day. I can do it."
Boss: "All righty then. I'm going to go ahead and stick Mike Hawk in her slot."
Steve: "That's what she said! Or...um...actually I mean that's what HE said!"
(everyone laughs except Jim)
Jim: "I don't get it..."
(20 seconds go by)
Jim: "Oh haha, now I get it...Mike Hawk sounds like 'my cock!' It's sexual innuendo. That's a good one."
Steve: "DING DING! What do we have for 'em, Johnny?"

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What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?

we shave his belly with a rusty razor, put him in a longboat till he's sober, stick him in a scupper with a hose pipe on him, and put him in the bed with the captain's daughter early in the morning.

What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!

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