what ev

Shortened, yuppie, version of the oh-so-popular, "whatever."

Popular among sorority girls and others of that caliber.

"I'm sorry, but I don't have a condom."
"What ev, just do it."

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what evs

a short form for the common term whatever.
It is normally used as a come back when you cannot think of a proper response.

Katie: So are you in love with that boy from school?
Haley: what evs.

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what evs

a lazy way of saying what ever when you care so little that you don't even feel like saying what ever.

after a long arguement:

Bitch: "I can't believe you fucked my sister, you're such a low down scumbag, don't ever call me again."

Lazy Stoner: "What evs."

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what-eves

A way to say whatever without the "r".

Most commonly used by hugo and BJ.

-"I'm going to your house for dinner"

-"what-eves"

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what ev

awesome comeback for logans stupid coments. when feeling annoyed, you say this. another thing to say instead of saying "YOUR FACE"

person 1: EYY yous a bitchhhh!!!
person 2: uggg what ev.

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that's what eve said

1. said to a woman when she announces something ironic right before something drastic occurs

*common in bad scary movies

2. referring to eve from genesis. it is play off the saying "that's what she said" but for the modern age catastrophe

being with a friend and she says "I wonder what herpes looks like", I reply "that's what eve said" then bam two weeks later she has herpes.

That bitch that said, "I wonder what happens when we eat these apples..", and we get kicked out of the garden of eden type of shit..