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"What the dog doin?" is a term often used to describe utter confusion of an act that the canine seems to be committing. The dog could be walking, peeing, shitting or generally doing what a dog does. Though, people tend find themselves holding back from saying "what the dog doin?" when seeing a dog doing something rather mundane.
A: "Yo look! what the dog doin?" - "he acting a bit sussy now innit?"
B: "he's just pissing.."
A: "what he doin tho?!"
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The dog is usually performing a human-like task. e.g. Kickflip, playing GTA V, eating squirrels, playing a nice game of CS:GO, and playing piano. Dogs are fully eligible of doing all of these human tasks. If you as much as lay finger on a dog, it might initiate god mode and use 0.1% of its power. A dogs full power is so powerful that it can take down an entire solar system effortlessly. The average house dog is currently using -0.0000007% of its current power. 0.1% is enough to wipe out the entire country of Uruguay. So remember, do not mess with a dog, or you will find out what the dog doin'.
(You see any being perform or say something weird) What the dog doin'?!
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A phrase commonly used by people as an introduction. Similar to 'how is it going?'
Tass - 'Yo Sam, What the dog doin?'
Sam - 'Just chilling'
Both - *high five*
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Person1: What the dog doin?
Person2: we dont know, well never know.
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One of the mighty questions that begs to be answered. What da dog doin? Why da dog doin it? Where da dog doin it? When da dog doin it? Where da dog doin it? How da dog doin it? Why are you here? Why are you reading this?
*Literally anything happens*
Human: What da dog doin?
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A phrase used to ask why a dog is doing a certain action. This can also be used for humans, by inserting their name where “dog” is.
“What da dog doin?” “He is exploiting the working class.”
“What da nick doin?” “Fuck you”
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