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What the john?

Devin Caherly's catchphrase. Usually used when surprised.

Announcer: The winner of the lottery is Devin Caherly!
Devin: WHAT THE JOHN?

by iCruncher May 25, 2022

112πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


What's the John?

What's up with that?

From rhyming slang: what's the story? = what's the john dory? = what's the john?

Tank: Simpsons aren't on tonight. Big Brother is on instead.

Dave: What's the John?

by tankass May 20, 2003

21πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


What The John Kane!

1. To express contempt, surprise, or general dissatisfaction.
2. John Kane as being the substitution for any and all vulgar expletives/slang.

Guy #1: I just cut off my finger!
Guy #2: What the John Kane!

Mr. Deane: Where is all your homework? What the John Kane is going on here?

by JohnKaneAdmirer February 8, 2010

69πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements?

The type of question you get on a stupid test, and you have no idea what the fuck it means

how the fuck does the question "What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements?" make any fucking sense?

by Jewsy J October 9, 2020


what does little john john mean?

little john john is a word describing a man’s dicc, or saying a man’s dicc is small.

what does little john john mean?

by leslie2shiestyy October 12, 2022


What the john.

what you say when you see something that really shocks you or confuses you.

Me: sees my maths teacher
Also me: What the john.

by metehanlover November 1, 2023


WHAT THE JOHN?!

Devin Caherly’s catchphrase used when surprised

Announcement:The winner of the killing streaks, Devin Caherly!

Devin: WHAT THE JOHN?!

by nao and gis June 7, 2022