Whathfuck

What you say when you want to say “what the fuck” but you feel it doesn’t properly capture just how dumbfounded you are by the ungodly stupidity you have just witnessed.

Person 1: Dude, did you hear that this one guy tried to steal an entire sink from his high school for TikTok clout?
Person 2: h-wha?-
Person 1: And got arrested?
Person 2: whathfuck man why are people so stupid