Where Is My Fuck Bag?

An Expression You Say When You Aren't Interested On What The Other Person Is Saying

Where Is My Fuck Bag?: It's Like You Have a Bag In Which You Keep Your Fucks (Or What Makes You Care) But You Lost It Or Forgot It Home Or Something, As A Result You Don't Care

Person 1: Talks Non Stop About Why He Don't Like His Ex
Person 2: OH WAIT! Dammit I Forgot My Fuck Bag, So I Don't Give A Fuck
Exe2:
Person 1: Mentions Why You Should Buy His Insurance
Person 2: Where's My Fuck Bag?
Person 1: Excuse Me?
Person 2: I'd Like To Give A Fuck But I Can't Find My Fuck Bag!