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November 29th, a day when you grab the mates, get shitface drunk, then hit some kid with your ford f150
It's National Whip-a-Kid Day, I'll get us some Absolut for the boys.
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When something goes very wrong for one person or team. When something is seen on tv or is heard somewhere where multiple people hear it and is bluntly making fun of you or pointing out a fault about you without you knowing it was going to happen.
Person 1: DUDE! did you see the bengals game?
Person 2: Yeah man it was like pistol whipping a blind kid.
Person 1: my friend john fucks little boys
Person 2: damn that was like pistol whipping a blind kid.
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When someone is so obsessed with their girlfriend they forget saturdays are for the boys, and deny that this so called girlfriend cheated on them.
That whipped kid Peter hasn't hung out with boys in like 5 months since he started dating Diane, he's definitely forming a vagina.