Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex

While trying to perform the act of surprise sex only to discover that you are extremely intoxicated, having "whiskey dick", and therefore disappointing the suprisee and shaming the surpriser.

MO: "So Tara what did you last night?"

TARA: "Neal, this guy I met at the bar last night, tried to surprise sex me after I brought him home, but he drank so much he couldn't get it up."

SHANNON: "Woaah, that was a major case of Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex!"

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