White 2014 Ford Mustang

The White 2014 Ford Mustang is for people who are either really desperate for attention or believe they are a alphalete so they should get more girls than everyone else. Typically, owners of the 2014 White Mustang measure in at roughly 2.5 cm for you know what. They also tend to be virgins and bodybuilders that go to 24 Hour Fitness and still can't lift anything because they are gay. Sadly, they will get their first kiss when they reach the age of 58 and 278 days because they are gay.

"OMG! Is that a 'White 2014 Ford Mustang'???? I must be in the presence of a gay try hard! I am so jealous!"
"Yeah bro it is, you're about to get butt fucked bro."