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White Clawed

When a normally mild-mannered soccer mom has a rare night without a game, she may tend to throw down a handful or two of the eponymous hard sodas, thereby exhibiting atypical behavior. Commonly in the form of erotic folk dancing, burping contests or firing on step dads.

"Dood! Did you see Tyler's mom at the block party last night? All dancing in the cul-de-sac and shit. Where did she even get that tambourine? Totally White Clawed up."

by Mitch Kumstien June 8, 2019


White Claw

The ultimate alcoholic party drink that emerged in 2019. White claw has become the new addiction to underage kids and college students for being so low in calories. Drank most commonly by white boys who’s fathers are lawyers.

Ay bro, there’s no laws when you’re drinking claws!” - Chad

“Duh, white claw is the shit!” -John

by spaghettipenis July 31, 2019

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White Claw

A drink, that tastes like a REALLY good drink, that was completely drank. Then, in the same glass, was filled with sparkling water. Resulting in a drink, that has a tiny hint of a good drink.

“Hey Kyle, can you hand me that glass I used for my fruit punch? I want to pour some sparkling water in it, and make a white claw.

by AOTR22 August 1, 2019

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White Claw

A basic white bitch drink. That’s all I have to say.

Britney- bitch can I get a whiteclaw?
Mellissa- damn girl you know it! White Claw is the shit!

The white dude that is just standing there- (I’m very concerned)(and they some basic white bitches)

by Shorty.24 October 19, 2019

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White claw

Aside from the popular drink, a white claw is when you horizontally spray 5 cum spurts across ones face.

i swung my hips and gave her a white claw.

by Fillcolons August 28, 2019

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White Claw

The hot girl drink for a hot girl summer. If it's not white a claw-k, it's never.

Omg Brittany WHO THE FUCK drank the last white claw before I got to pose with it for an insta pic?! I'm gonna fuck ur boyfriend.

by Emmilouuu August 20, 2019

46👍 14👎


White Claw

4 Loko for people who think it's comparable to 4 Loko

I got whitegirl wasted on White Claw last night!

by Meta Matic July 19, 2019

29👍 11👎