Guy: Dude, you know that hot chick Angela from Calculus 2?
David: Yeah.
Guy: She gave me an awesome knob slob and I sprayed my white cream all over her face.
David: -_-
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When you stroke your sketti noodle so hard that white sticky pee pee cream shoots out like a volcano
“Dude did you see my white pee pee cream land on that bitch”
My white pee pee cream has cancer”
“I put white pee pee cream on a butt plug”
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White choaklit cream means white anal cream pie by caz milligan
He does white choaklit cream a lot
Girl - I got some white ice cream all over my face last night!
Girl 2 - Tastes good doesn't it ;)
The magic potion that will cure any ailment
Person 1) "My pussy hurts today"
Person 2) "maybe you need a little Chief's white root cream for that"