White Girl Noise

The sound of a one-way conversation a white girl has with you that is so uninteresting that it merely becomes static in the back of your mind, while you nod and pretend to pay attention.

Girl: My iPhone broke, and my mum won't pay to fix it, which sucks because now I can't afford my daily mocha-chino latte from Starbucks...... blah blah blah

Guy: *thinks* Man, this chick just doesn't fucking shut up, I'll nod and hope she doesn't realise what she's saying is just white girl noise.

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