White Wash Warrior

When you're performing a sexy time on your girl and you unload on her chest, excreting ample amounts of semen in the process. The goal is to create a chest plate like coat of semen, in order to replicate the armor that of a Terracotta warrior.

Dan: Dude I nailed Chelsea last night, and turned her into a White Wash Warrior!

Nick: Far out dude! Hey maybe you could give me one sometime!

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