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An unincorporated community on the former site of the Camp White military installation in Southern Oregon populated by trailer park hillbilly tweakers who don’t work and create drama all day. A place where rusty pick up trucks and old crusty cum dumpsters go to die.
Did you hear about the toothless tweakers ripping off their clothes and brawling in White City last night?
Mountain Dew and bottom-shelf plastic bottle tequila. Drink of choice in the White City trailer parks. For those special times when you want to create drama on a Tuesday afternoon and have the Jackson County Sheriffs deputies stop by, or when you need to get drunk before going to the bar because you’ve only got enough money to put a few dollars worth of gas in the car to go out dancing and find a new baby daddy.
You got any Dew? I’m making White City Margaritas before we go to RonkyTonk to pick up guys.