White geyser

when a woman who has just had a baby sprays breast milk at you during sex

I had mary in the missonary position last night and when I wasn't looking she gave me a White geyser right In the left eye and its making it hard to read my computer today at work.

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White Eyed Geyser

An act in which you put a key bump of cocaine on a gassy strippers asshole and her resulting flatulence sends a tumultuous cloud of icing into your nostrils.

”Yo man you looked kind of fucked up.”
”Yeah I paid that skank ass ho four hundred bucks to get a white eyed geyser and that bitch did it.”