A dick so big, it makes black hammers look small
N- Wow have you seen his white hammer?
M- no, I thought he had a small one , like Thomas?
N- No, his is fucking huge
Girl:did you see Brandon's big dick?
Girl: it was a white hammer!
Girl: Bryson's was so small it was like a fly
Girl: I know right!
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when a man is about to ejaculate you take a hammer and hit his testicles so blood and skeet come flying out
that guy wanted some more excitement so i gave him a red and white hammer.
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