White spice

Salt; white people seasoning.

Please pass the white spice, my good sir.

White Spiced

When you ask for your food spicy at an asian restaurant but it comes out mild because you're white and they didn't think you could handle it.

Jeff: "This Tom Yum soup was supposed to be extra spicy and it's not even making me sweat."
Bennett: "I think we got white spiced!"

white trash spices

salt and pepper; more specifically the salt and pepper dispensed from the salt & pepper shakers on the table at a white trash eating establishment (includes at-home dining in a trailer)

My friend Daryl applied the white trash spices to his Applebee's prime rib.