Whizzer

Someone who every mother wants at a little league game. Probably your ex-husbands ex-lover. Nobody shares his devotion to style. Also, it’s likely he was trained in karate.

As enemies go, Whizzer is not so bad.

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Whizzer

A professional biker and allstar human being with an incessant drive to hurry up and get to the next destination. Quickly sets a perfect example to be followed by all. A godking of men.

Holy shit! Honey, did you see that whizzer fly by with a bad bitch on the back? Had to be going 244 mph! What a sexy mofo!

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whizzer

Great, Brilliant, Wonderful, Amazing

Pandora: wow we're gonna have a whizzer time in this collage aren't we eff?

(quoted from skins)

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whizzer

Another name for one of those wall-mounted porcelain or stainless steel urinals.

Hey! Don't use that whizzer on the left because it shoots pee at your head when you flush the fucker!!!

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whizzer brown

An amazing man who has suffered death

“Did you hear the Jeffery has died?”
“Oh no really? But he was such a Whizzer Brown...”

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whizzer

Anything that spins rapidly around a central axis

Free standing "Spinning Eggs" often found in childrens playgrounds are also known as "Whizzers"

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Moon whizzer

When a person feels the need to pull their pants all the way down passed their knees when peeing at a stand up urinal. Exposing the entire ass.

I hate going into the bathroom when Gerry Hadinger is in there he's a moon whizzer